transxfiles:

A screenshot of a transcript from an episode of Antiques Roadshow. The text is as follows:   APPRAISER: It's a little spooky-- it didn't scare you?  GUEST: No, it doesn't, it never has. The only thing is, I keep waiting for her to turn around, and I've been waiting for about 60 years for her to turn around.ALT
A picture of a framed oil painting on display at an Antiques Roadshow convention.   It is an oil painting by Demetrios Jameson, painted in 1947. It is a painting of a woman shown from behind as she stares out over a crumbling stone balcony at a similarly decaying grey industrial skyline in the distance. The woman's most notable feature is her long, crimson hair. She wears a deep brown Homburg-style hat with a large silky feather tucked in the brim, a black bone corset over a black blouse with long, puffy sleeves, and a bright, acid-green floor-length skirt. The skirt is simple and slim, but has a slight bustle in the back. The woman also holds a small, black parasol in front of herself. It is visible to the painting's viewer over her left shoulder.   There is a crumpled up piece of paper on the ground to the left of the woman. The painting is rather grim and dark overall, with a lingering sense of decay to the setting.ALT

antiques roadshow guests will really say the most chilling sentences on live television and not realize they’re creating 3 sentence horror stories.

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pagesinmylife:

I feel like public libraries don’t get enough hype. Like, you’re telling me all I have to do is give you my name and address and promise to bring the books back and I’m allowed to take as many as i want??? And I can check them out over and over again if I need to??? And I only pay if I damage or lose the book???? If this is where my tax money is going then please keep on taxing.

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dyatlovpassingprivilege:

mmm so full and sleepy time to brush my teeth and lay in bed

phone on my bedside table: Doctors Reveal Secret Kept From Society For Years: YouTube Videos Are Stronger Than Melatonin

alarm going off in 4 hours: i love you so much i can’t wait to see you i am going to sing my special song for you

guy on grindr that i ghosted 5 months ago: merry christmas 🎄 is dirty boy pig ready fuor papas sucking

cat outside my door:

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rats scurrying around the decaying corpses of the inside out characters in my head: squeak squeek squeak squeak swueak squeak

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