Death by asdfghjkl

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

evitron:

best $8 i ever spent

evitron:

best $8 i ever spent

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

puns bring me physical pain

frankocean:

all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.

uglybra:

Omg it’s face it’s like “fuck I’m flying”

uglybra:

Omg it’s face it’s like “fuck I’m flying”

kanyelifevest:

who’s iggy iglesias

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

image

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

blurrinq:

Sleep. Social Life. Good Grades.
Pick 2

5sos were not called a boyband
They were called a band
They were compared to Green Day
They were also likened to Blink-182
Dylan O'Brien you had one job to do
Dylan O'Brien you did that job very well

aquamour:

am I too late

aidn:

rise

aidn:

rise