Death by asdfghjkl

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

Fact

communistbakery:

suctioning:

Birds can’t walk

holy shit

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
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spankmehardbarry:

me on my way to playgroup 

spankmehardbarry:

me on my way to playgroup 

caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left

caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

newbun:

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

everythingiscraycray:

how the fuck does that just “happen” to a pizza