Death by asdfghjkl
Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill

notmysecret:

*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*

jaclcfrost:

i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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meaningfullmusic:

dotjpg:

emsuzz:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

Welp. it’s only 11:30 and I’m emotionally compromised for the rest of the day. 

Oh God, he put the kitten on his glove!

I swear to god I tear up every time this crosses my dash.

Omfg

awwww-cute:

Oooh

awwww-cute:

Oooh

venusangelic:

GOOD NEWS! My Haul video is finally up on my YouTube! Have fun watching! Cant wait to read all your cute comments when I’m back home from my trip to I KEA! 😊💓

venusangelic:

GOOD NEWS! My Haul video is finally up on my YouTube! Have fun watching! Cant wait to read all your cute comments when I’m back home from my trip to I KEA! 😊💓

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

illkim:

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often

illkim:

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

jerkofficial:

when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful

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