apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so
IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
…i was my own problematic fave
sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears
roller coaster costumeI seriously thought they were on a fake roller coaster
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct
coincidence??? i think not
SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS
I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA
Teacher: sit down